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the aubergine kingdom


caraphatash:

Blink’s in my history textbook


andrewhulrey:

Andy Hurley's gorgeous beard for velocilaptop


underthe-corktree:

OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR 

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AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM 



anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.




incredbile:

when people hate on fall out boy what are u folie a deuxing






fobomatic:

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